I would hope it would be spectacularly obvious that I would never, ever have pop-up ads or anything like that on here …

… but if you can see a big green sidebar selling dubious medical supplies, that’s evidence that my site has been hacked. By supremely evil asshats.

*shakes fist in direction of one of those countries where people have gold teeth*

Anyway, here’s the part that’s important:

1. We’re on it. My web guy put in five hours on this yesterday and now we’ve hired a super-genius expert to take care of it and build in even more fancypants protective stuff.

2. Your information is not in any way compromised. The part of the site that evil asshat hackers can get to has nothing to do with the shopping cart software or mailing lists or anything else.

3. Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. Sorry that you had to see something so stupid and annoying. If you can even see it. And apparently not everyone can (gott sei dank).

Love the irony though. Love that I’m the one who always talks about how the whole point isn’t selling stuff. It’s learning what to do so you don’t have to.

And now someone found a way to make it look like all I do is sell stuff. Tacky. Horrible. Bizarre.

Grumble grumble grumble. And more apologies. And things will be (knock on keyboard) back to normal soon.

Havi & Selma

The Fluent Self