San Francisco! Surprise workshop.
(SOLD OUT!) Wackiness and Hot Buttered Epiphanies with Havi and Selma
(No, it won’t be fun, but you should totally come anyway.)
When is this thing?
Sunday, July 12, 2009 from 2:30-5:30pm. And yeah, it’s in San Francisco.
What is it?
Three hours of destuckifying magic.
And a considerable amount of flailing around like a complete idiot. With a duck.
What do I need to know about this thing?
It’s not going to be fun. Did I say that already? Okay, kinda fun. Maybe. There’s only room for ten people. At most. We might even close it at eight. My live workshops sell out quickly. Remember North Carolina? So, you know … now is a good time. Be early. I need people to show up at least fifteen minutes before we start. It’s in the Castro. (Well, kind of. Right next to Duboce Triangle). You’ll get details/directions when you sign up. There may be some ride-sharing going on too. Clothing. You’ll want to wear something that’s comfortable enough to give you a range of movement. Doesn’t have to be gym clothes or anything but movement is good. Have a thing. You want to show up with one stuck thing or pattern you’re working on (but don’t worry, you won’t have to tell anyone what it is). You don’t need to be at all coordinated. And no Dance of Shiva experience required. Everyone will be lost and confused, I promise. It’s going to be ridiculously awesome. Admittedly, not as crazy-intense as an entire weekend in North Carolina, but still, you can do a hell of a lot of destuckifying in three hours.A few words about the cost.
I’ve done everything I can to keep the price as low as possible and way, way, way lower than the actual work-with-me rates, which as you know, are pretty insane.
A few words about the special price for my blog readers.
Because this is a surprise workshop that I just found out about myself and am keeping as a secret … and because I’m hoping you’ll be there too, I’m knocking the price down even more.
–> Officially, the workshop is $120.
–> However … if you use the magic, not-very-secret code “SECRET”, it’s $95.
–> Which is a lot less. So yay.
But if you spoil the surprise and tell my gentleman friend, I’ll put toilet paper on your house and charge you double. Remember, it’s a SECRET.
Okay, that was a joke. Kind of.
The part that’s definitely not a joke:
What you want to do is to enter the word SECRET (just like that, all-caps) into the little “coupon code” box.
That way it will cost $95 instead of $120. Yes?
And that’s why you want to type in SECRET before you do anything else.
The IMPORTANT part!
Make sure you press the APPLY button.
You’ll know it’s worked because you will actually see that the price has gone down. And you want to do this before you’ve entered your credit card information or paypal or whatever and pressed the magic Submit Order button.
Does that make sense? Ohmygod. I really, really hope so. Because as much as I like to be a sweetheart, we really can’t process refunds for people who forget to press the APPLY button. Because then it’s an administrative nightmare and I stop feeling like oh wouldn’t it be fun to do a surprise workshop.
And we love our surprise workshops. So please please please remember the APPLY button and I will love you forever. Forever!
[SORRY, SOLD OUT]
Oh, hooray! This is going to be fun.
Okay, it won’t be ALL fun. But I’m still really excited about it. And I can’t wait to meet you. Yay.
Update!
It’s now Friday morning. I announced this yesterday — and eight people signed up. So yeah, fast.
And the people who subscribe by email won’t even get here until tonight, so I’m keeping it open for 2 more people.
This is not some “oh, two seats left” spiel to get you to “take action” or whatever. Because ew. And because I am so completely not capable of lying. And because that’s how much space there is.
So: two more people. If you’re one of them, yay. If not, we’ll see each other some other time, I’m positive of that. :)
Sorry sorry sorry. This class sold out in just under 30 hours. I guess this means we should do more events?
p.s. If you still have questions, send an email and I’ll do everything I can to help you out. Given that there’s only room for ten, if you have a question, please try to get it to me sooner rather than later. Thanks!
p.p.s. Please do NOT mention this directly to my gentleman friend if you know him because I found a way to fly him out there on a surprise vacation at the same time and he totally doesn’t know we’re going and I might even get away with this because he’s really busy this week and hasn’t been on my blog. Whew.