Hire my duck!

Libby’s Situation

Extra “umph!” (in a good way)

This work is the extra “umph!” I need for sure. That’s not an “umph” kick in the ass either.

That’s one of those upward arm movement “umphs”, usually followed by “Yeah, baby” or something equally profound.

I madly love all your material especially the latest. As usual, you do the perfect job of distilling some seriously complex, potentially new-agey material into super accessible, sensible info.

Thank you again for everything, mainly being you. You know being all cool, creatively expressive, out there inspiring people to be their best selves and stuff. Contacting you was one of those shining, pivotal moments in my life.

Libby Mulitz in San Francisco

Okay. Don’t hire my duck.

Right now Selma and I aren’t taking on new ongoing coaching clients.

We’re mostly only doing one-on-one work with people in our Biggification 2010 program. And we won’t be starting the application process for next year’s program until November.

However.

If you still really want to spend some quality time with my duck, our consulting rate is $600/hour. You can do a six-session package for the price of four sessions. There’s a waiting list.

PREREQUISITES:
You need to own the Procrastination Dissolve-o-Matic. You’ll get more out of this if you’re already familiar with some of the basic concepts that inform our work. There will also be an application process.

You also need to own a copy of Marshall Rosenberg’s book “Nonviolent Communication.” It is full of cheesiness and some especially bad poetry, I know. You still need a reference copy. It’s important. :)

Not to stress you out, but …
There’s a wait list that can get pretty crazy. Obviously if it’s an emergency, god forbid tfu tfu tfu, we’ll do everything in our power to sneak you in.

This might not be for you. You know how to tell?
If you haven’t already read the “is this you?” page, please please please go back and make sure it really is you. Because if it isn’t you, that would suck. I mean, obviously you are always you, but if you’re going to hire me in any capacity I really need you to be the kind of you I want to work with. Whew.

Good?

Okay. Assuming you’ve taken care of the prerequisites (see above), this is what happens next.

Step 1. You click the button at the bottom of the page, which is code for “Hey, I read your is this you page and yes, it’s me. And I’ve taken care of the prerequisites. And I’m excited. Can I work with your duck?”

Step 2. Once you’ve completed the payment process, my First Mate will schedule your first session.

Step 3. You’ll get an email that tells you when and where to call and then you can go ahead and email me with as much or as little as you want me to know.

Step 4. Hooray! No more steps!

“Hey, I read your “is this you?” page and yes, it’s me. And I’ve taken care of the prerequisites. And I’m excited. Can I work with your duck? I understand I’m getting six sessions for the price of four, and that I’ll be making four total payments of $600 each and that we’ll come up with a plan for how I’m going to make that money back.”

You are loved and adored.
Havi (and Selma the duck)

P.S. Not ready for this kind of thing? That’s cool. Hang out on the blog. Read old posts and noozletters. Have a go with self-study … maybe try some of the destuckification-oriented take-home DIY solutions … it’s all good.