The Fluent Self store: not the kind with shelves or anything
It’s more like the store of what I know.
An invitation into my personal library of ideas, tricks and wacky wonder dust.
And since you may already know how I feel about actual “stuff” (uh, I make my own conditioner), the emphasis is on genius ideas and serious stuck-zapping how-to-ishness. Only what I’m convinced is absolutely worth having or knowing in order to destuckify and/or be ridiculously successful but in a completely non-gross way.
Less on your shelves. More in your brain. Yeah.

ANNOUNCEMENT!
We also have special products + programs as part of our Fun-Brewing project to raise money for the Playground. Whee!

DESTUCKIFICATION
Dissolving the stucknesses so you can move forward and get stuff done. But not in a way that makes you feel guilty and miserable, because that would kind of defeat the point.
Emergency Calming Techniques
Cure your freak-out moments and stop the paralysis in its tracks so you can go back to getting excited about what you do. And then doing it.
E-book/audio package. Especially good when you’re not in the mood to be calmed down. Also for ensuring future meltdown prevention.
Hot Buttered Epiphanies (Shiva Nata)
This movement-based brain training madness is my #1 trick. It’s how I stay happy. And crazy-productive.
When you need some hot buttered insights, this is it. And yeah, it’s all kinds of wacky. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Non-Sucky Yoga!
Oh, there’s so much sucky yoga in the world. This package can’t solve that but at least it gets you doing yoga. The good kind.
Also, my gentleman friend gives this credit for taking care of his back pain stuff. I haven’t had any similar miracles, but hey, I’m pretty okay with hot, relaxed and joyful.
Monster Manual and Coloring Book
Even when we know they’re just being horrid because it’s the only way they know to keep us safe, it still sucks when your monsters are around.
The Monster Manual tells you exactly what to say so they’ll stop bugging you.
BIGGIFICATION
The art and science of growing and promoting that fabulous thing you do without feeling gross about it. Oh, and also finding your Right People and then making sure they know about you, without feeling gross about it.
The Procrastination Dissolve-o-Matic
Beat the habit — but without beating yourself up. Magical Procrastination-Dissolving Fairy Wonder Dust. E-books and recordings.
This is the most popular thing here. Mostly because it works like a freaking charm.
Also, it’s required material if you’re planning on working with me one-on-one or in my Kitchen Table program.
Non-Icky Self-Promotion for People Who Hate Self-Promotion
The homestudy version of the now infamous course I taught with Naomi from Itty Biz.
Havi & Naomi’s What To Do About The Recession call
A recording of our insanely popular to-hell-with-the-recession-let’s-help-you-make-some-money teleclass.
90 minutes. Genius ideas. Q&A. Crazy inspiration. And yes, price is about to go up. By a LOT.
Havi & Pistachio’s Strategy of Not Being Strategic call
The antidote to those annoying “get a zillion followers and become a kajillionaire on Twitter” classes.
Because we sincerely want you to be able to get the cool thing you do in front of the people who need it.
To hell with strategy. This is better.
Stuff Havi thinks you should know about how to get really really great testimonials and referrals.
Three mp3 recordings. Notes. Ebooklets. Worksheets. Fabulousness.
At The Kitchen Table With Havi & Selma
My hardcore group program where you spend an entire year working on your stuff with me and a bunch of other smart, interesting, creative people.
It kicks all kinds of ass. Unfortunately, it’s hard to get into. And membership is now closed until July 2010. But you can read about what we’re doing and get on the waiting list if you like.