We’re doing a thing! To brew fun!

Yes, we’re fun-brewing for the Playground.*

* Translation: raising monies for the studio where we’ll get to practice all the stuff we do on the blog. And we’re doing it quickly because people are coming in two weeks and we need a floor!

How you get to be a part of this.

You are a helper mouse. Thank you! There’s a broad range of ways to donate:

From stuff that costs zero dollars (sending us love and good wishes).

Up to Super Fairy Godparent level donations which come with serious bonus goodies.

And a variety of options in between.

» Note: Any donation gets you both our eternal gratitude and a little something to say thank you.

Pirate Menu of Fabulous Helpfulness

Send love, well wishing and good fairy blessings. :)
Donate money that we will happily put towards the Stuff We Need Right Away to Set Up The Playground To Be Awesome list below.
Join our Clan of Super Fairy Godparents!

Punk Rock Pirate Selma

How this all works

Okay! Whatever you give will help cover:

wooden floor for doing yoga and Dance of Shiva
paint for walls and the rest of the floor
lamps & chairs
curtains & drapery rods
pirate ship’s wheel
yoga blocks & bolsters
cushions, rugs, tablecoths
mini refrigerator
plants

To which we say: huzzah!

AND! An important thing about timing!

Here’s the thing. Some of the donation classes we’re doing aren’t happening until July. But we’re opening in two weeks and man, we’d really love to have a floor before then. :)

So if you can give something now, that would be hugely appreciated (and you’ll get a bonus thank you gift). If you can give more later, yay. But what you give right now helps us open on time. Super useful and appreciated!

What you can give. And how we say thank you.

Love & Fairy Good Wishes

You give:	You get:	AND ALSO:
Love and good fairy wishes	♥ ♥ ♥	An mp3 recording of my Copywriting Magic teleclass

–> NOTE: We will NEVER email you (other than to acknowledge your wishes + send the recording).
You won’t be marketed to. Just adored. Thanks!

Dude, You Are A Total Mensch And A Helper Mouse

You give:	You get:	AND ALSO:
$18 – $54	♥ ♥ ♥	The complete Copywriting Magic teleclass (including class chatroom, chat transcript + recording)
$55 – $100	♥ ♥ ♥	The complete Copywriting Magic teleclass AND a live Shiva Nata class at the Playground.*
$118 – $180	♥ ♥ ♥	The Copywriting Magic teleclass + my Non-Sucky Yoga package + a LOVELY SURPRISE

* We can only fit 25 people in the Shiva Nata class, so once we reach full enrollment , this will no longer be on offer and we’ll update accordingly.

If you know you won’t be able to make the live class in Portland, you can do a mitzvah and donate your class space to someone else. Just let us know in the shopping cart.

Super Fairy Godparents!

All super fairy godparents get their names and businesses mentioned at the Playground.

You give:	You get:	AND ALSO:
$250 – $450	♥ ♥ ♥	The Copywriting Magic teleclass AND Non-Sucky Yoga AND Bitchy Boozy Coaching (the Awesome Version that includes Lightbulb to Brunch) AND the live Shiva Nata class at the Playground.* And a $25 gift certificate for anything on the 2 Hounds Design website. Oh, and the (unpublished) formulae for Levels 4-8 of Dance of Shiva.
$500 – $1000	♥ ♥ ♥	All the above and: a special small group class with me and Hiro a really great thing from Itty Biz that isn’t available anywhere else (she won’t tell me what it is but apparently it’s amazing). a skein of gorgeous hand-dyed yarn from the Blonde Chicken
$1001 and up	♥ ♥ ♥	All of the above and: a home-baked loaf of bread (baked by me while wearing my pirate apron and listening to The Clash a limited edition framed print of Pirate Selma
THANK YOU!

* We can only fit 25 people in the Shiva Nata class, so once we reach full enrollment , this will no longer be on offer and we’ll switch it out with something else and update accordingly.

If you know you won’t be able to make the live class in Portland, you can do a mitzvah and donate your class space to someone else. Just let us know in the shopping cart.

And a special bonus for everyone who donates before June 4

We need to fill our first fun-brewing beaker (okay, it’s a jug of pirate booze and it’s really a drawing on a chart) by June 4 in order to open the Playground with a floor and yoga materials.

So everyone who makes a donation before then gets a leetle extra something. :)

And then what happens?

Are you donating love, hugs and good wishes?

Send an email to the First Mate:

“Put me on the Copywriting Magic mp3 class recording list for July!”

And let him know if you’d like your name/business included in our Thank You List. We don’t specify what people give — just that they are lovely.

We are happy that you’re helping to fill our Playground with love and delight.

Are you donating monies?

Let us know in the shopping cart COMMENTS box how you’d like to be thanked: name? website? anonymous?

Once you’ve made your donation, we’ll send you all the details of what you’re getting and how it works.

And then we say hooray. HOORAY!

And jump around.

Because you are lovely and this is wonderful.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

And one day (maybe some day soon?) Selma and I will see you at the Playground. And that will be beautiful.

So much love,
Havi and Selma and the whole pirate crew

The small print.

We are *not* a non-profit. Your gifts to the Playground are wonderful — they just don’t qualify as tax-deductible donations.

Though if you have a business, your payment here towards a brain training or copywriting class ought to count as a “personal development” business expense. This is not my field of expertise though so of course you always want to run stuff like that by your tax helper mouse.

All proceeds from the Fun Brewing project go directly to our pirate-ey Playground Fund — see the Playground Fun Brewing page for more details.

When you do this, you’re not just getting something awesome (though you are!) — you’re being a helper mouse, and I love you for that. Thank you.

The Playground now has its own website called Come Play at the Playground!