Classes and events and stuff. With Havi and Selma
So … my duck and I also teach classes.
Sometimes live events in an actual place that you can go to. Sometimes over the phone. We have fun. Sometimes too much fun. You should join us.
In general, most programs I teach sell out within a day or two.
That’s not to be all marketing-ey or anything. It’s just to say that you want to jump on stuff when it shows up here. Half the time it doesn’t even show up here because it fills up before someone on my pirate crew gets a chance to put it up.
So if you sign up for updates at the bottom of the page, you’ll be on the very occasional “Hey, I’m doing a thing!” list. Yes, that’s what it’s called.

ANNOUNCEMENT!
We also have special products + programs as part of our Fun-Brewing project to raise money for the Playground. Whee!

Most recently …
The Destuckification Retreat
When: January 23 – January 29, 2010
What: Seven days of mad destuckifying, wackiness, brain training, problem solving and shifting the stucknesses. Hardcore. And fun as hell.
Where: Monterey, California
» More details and sign-up stuff SOLD OUT.

Next up!
Punk Rock Shivanauttery.
When: May 3rd – May 7th, 2010
What: 4 days of madcap Shivanauttery and moments of BING at the most punk rock yogified event that ever was. Work on patterns, your stucknesses, your wants, your dreams. Wild rumpus.
Where: Portland, Oregon. At a temporary Playground space.
» Sign-up and details here. NO LONGER AVAILABLE.
Shiva Nata teacher training intensive.
When: Monday, June 14th, 2010
What: An entire day (9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.) of theory, practice, destuckifying what-ifs and getting you really ready to teach the hell out of this.
Where: Portland, Oregon. At The Playground.
» Sign-up (officially) starts this week. This program is COMPLETELY FULL but you can get on the waiting list in case of cancellations
Camp Biggification.
When: June 15th — 18th, 2010
What: Three days. Curing fear of biggification. Accessing your superpowers. Earning an invisibility cloak AND getting comfortable being visible.
Where: Portland, Oregon. At The Playground.
» More about it here. SOLD OUT
The Writer’s Retreat with Jennifer Louden in Taos, New Mexico
When: Saturday, July 24 — Friday, July 30, 2010
What: The Luscious, Nurturing Get Your Writing Done While Laughing Your Butt Off and Maybe Crying a little Too Writer’s Retreat. With me teaching wacky yoga brain training + general destuckification to back up Jen’s amazing work.
Where: Taos, New Mexico
» Sign up here
The Projectizing Rally!
When: August 16-19, 2010
What: You have a project that you’re working on. A writing project or a business project or a super secret spy project. You make crazy progress and wear a costume and have fun.
Where: The Playground (Portland, Oregon).
» Sign up here
Special retreat-thing. Very Personal Ads: A Clarity Party.
When: October, 2010
What: Destuckifying like crazy. Figuring out what you want and how to make it happen. Lots of giggling. Pie.
Where: Portland, Oregon.
» Sign-up coming soon.
The Biggification Retreat
When: November 3 – November 11, 2010
What: Seven and a half days. How to get your Right People to come to you, instead of you wooing them. How to become the kind of person who is ready to be biggified, and comfortable with that. How to grow your thing in a mindful, intelligent way. Hot buttered epiphanies all over the place.
Where: Asheville, North Carolina
» Almost full. Sign up here!
A weekend of Right-People-ishness (like, how to talk to them)
When: February, 2011
What: One weekend. Everything I know about copywriting. Counter-intuitive bits of genius. Fabulous how-to-ishness. Plus insane brain training because how could we not do that?
Where: The Playground (Portland, Oregon).
» More to come.

Updates! They are get-able.
If you sign up here for updates on events and classes.*
IMPORTANT. This is not a marketing list.
I’m not going to bombard you with stuff about why you should take my programs. Just announcing new things. And I will be astonished if I end up sending you updates more than once a month. In fact, probably not even that often.
The reason you want to be on it is that normally what happens is this: I announce something on the blog, it fills up within a day and people miss it.
* Should go without saying, right? But: I will never share your information with anyone. That would be a supremely crappy thing to do and ew.
The fields we need filled out are the ones in bold. The rest is up to you. Thanks!
Awesome.
Sending you love.
Havi (and Selma the duck)

2009 events.
» 3 hours of Destuckification & Brain Training in San Francisco, California (July 2009)
Working on stuck patterns with Dance of Shiva and much wackiness.
» The Writer’s Retreat with Jennifer Louden in Taos, New Mexico (July – August, 2009)
Yoga brain training + general destuckification to back up Jen’s amazing work.
» Hot buttered epiphanies in Berlin, Germany (September, 2009)
Fun! Creativity workshops, Shiva-ing it up, dance + paint and assorted wonderful things.
» 3 Days of Stuck-Zapping Magic — North Carolina (August, 2009)
A whole weekend of zapping stucknesses and doing wacky yoga-related stuff to make sure you get your hot buttered epiphanies.
» Biggification Day — Sacramento (December, 2009)
A day of biggification strategies, Right People, hard-to-get marketing and hot epiphanies. How to grow your thing without feeling weird and gross about it.
Missed a class and it’s kinda driving you crazy?
I can’t do anything about the live events right now, but if it’s a teleclass or online course, you might be able to get recordings and notes … take a look in the shop.