No sugar coating.
Just booze advice.
to fit one more person in but best to ask first.
You just found a genie bottle.
Possibly next to a bourbon bottle. Huh.
I’m the genie. Well, actually my duck is the genie. But the important thing is that yes, you get to ask us three things.*
Except it’s way better than that.
* Note: you don’t get to ask FOR three things. You get to ask three questions. Actually four questions. Because there’s a bonus question. Moving on.
Actual answers.
You know how sometimes you wish someone whose big fat brain you admire would answer all your questions? Like, right now? No-bullshit-just-answers?
The reason most of us generally want to hire business coaches is to get answers.
But of course what a business coach really does is help with the bigger picture and the bigger process.
Which is awesome because we learn deep stuff about how we function. Insights. Yay.
It’s just that … all that important self-learning growth-ey stuff is one seriously expensive, time-consuming process.
And sometimes you just want that smart person with a lot more experience than you to give you a quick yes or no.
Not just a quick yes or no but also a clear
oh god don’t do that.
Or to say: “Hey, you know what would be really smart and a lot easier? “
A point in the right direction. And then actual advice.
Not just to help you weigh the pros and cons, but to tell you what they’d do.
Bitchy Boozy Coaching is where you get short, not rudely-abrupt but very much to-the-point answers to your questions.
You tell me the issue. I tell you what I’d do and how.
No sugar-coating. No processes. None of the exercises, magic tricks or fairy dust that I do with my regular clients. Just advice. Bitchy, boozy advice.
It’s the problem-solving genius that comes with having a mentor … without the transformational work, cheering and in-depth navel gazing.
Direct and to the point.
As one of my students put it after having gone through a bunch of coaches:
“I just want someone to tell me yes or no! Not ask me how I freaking feel. And definitely not any of that ‘Tell me more about the stuck … what’s your resistance to exploring some of this?”
Gah! Just give me advice!”
What it is:
You can send your questions in ahead of time by submitting them on the course page or sending them (if they’re private) to a special email address.
Or you can ask me yourself on Thursday, October 28, otherwise known as International Bitchy Boozy Coaching Day #2. In my head.
That’s when we’ll have a sixty minute group call followed by an additional thirty minute session in the group chat room. The thing starts at 2:00 Pacific time, and I’ll answer whatever you throw at me. Anything that doesn’t get answered there will get answered on the course page.
What you get and how it works:
Basic version: you get your four questions answered.
Awesome version: in addition to getting your four questions answered, you also get everyone else’s answers.
You’ll get a recording of the call, transcript of the chat and access to the password-protected page with questions and answers.
So you get crazy amounts of smartness and good ideas. Especially since some of the questions being answered are probably ones you didn’t even know you had yet — or they’ll solve problems you’ll run into down the road.
AND you’ll get an advanced copy of my Lightbulb to Brunch homestudy, which covers everything that happens from having an idea for a product or program to putting it into the world (plus what to do after that).*
* Lightbulb to Brunch alone will sell for the same amount as the Awesome version of Bitchy Boozy Coaching. So it’s really like getting two for one.
The “why me” part.
All bitchiness and booze aside, I’m actually ridiculously nice. As is Selma the duck.
We’ll totally acknowledge your pain, meet you where you are, not push you to do stuff that isn’t you.
And our business did six figures last year just on products. That’s not including coaching, workshops and other teaching. So we kind know how this works.
If you don’t have any questions yet or can’t think of any good ones at the moment …
Not to worry.
Reading and listening to all those other questions being answered will solve all sorts of things for you. And spark other questions.
Which Selma and I will then answer.
Sample questions people have asked in the past:
“When I have products — for example, when I come up with a Homestudy version of the course I teach, what happens to the course itself? Do I keep doing it? How?”
“Does the title of your blog post really matter?”
“Will it really help me make sales to comment on people’s blogs — do you think that’s a legitimate use of my time?”
COST:
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BASIC
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| You get four questions answered. Your three questions and a bonus question. |
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| Access to everyone else’s answers. |
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| Gift copy of my Lightbulb to Brunch homestudy. |
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$100
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$250
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The caveats! In one long boozy run-on paragraph:
The (bitchy, boozy, etc) opinions given in this program are all mine. I am not god. This is just me, saying what I think, completely off the top of my head. Since I make good money, have fun, and my clients are crazy-biggified, it probably wouldn’t hurt to listen to me. But you don’t have to. Take everything I say with as many grains of salt as you want. And no, I won’t be offended if you don’t take my advice. It’s my take on things and I’m generally right, but that doesn’t mean you have to use it.
All proceeds from this product (after paying my peoples) go directly to our pirate-ey Playground Fund — see the Playground Fun Brewing page for more details.
When you buy this, you’re not just getting something awesome (though you are!) — you’re being a helper mouse, and I love you for that. Thank you.